Tom Shakespeare

Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance.

Jane Austen

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

Oscar Wilde

To love oneself is the beginning of a life-long romance.

Oscar Wilde

When you are dead, you’ll regret not having fun with your genital organs

Joe Orton

When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving one’s self, and one always ends by deceiving others. That is what the world calls romance.

Oscar Wilde

I can live for two months on a good compliment.

Mark Twain

Give me books, fruit, french wine and fine weather and a little music out of doors, played by somebody I do not know.

John Keats

When I get a little money, I buy books; and if any is left, I buy food and clothes.


Be not forgetful to entertain strangers, for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.


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